Luck is a skill. Some people have it, others don’t. Well, you can make up for luck with hard work and effort, but it’s nice to have some luck. Alas, poor Knight is deficient in that area while Pirate has fortune to spare. That’s just how the dice roll.
And now Pirate earns her just reward! Funnily enough, her talent for finding gems and gold probably means she’ll pay off her sentence pretty quickly. Nevertheless, remember this lesson: if you’re going to commit a crime…try to get away with it. I guess. Bad life lessons with Pirate!
Apples are worth their weight in gold. That doesn’t mean you should trade based off of that principle, though. Stick-people know Pirate well; she could care less about shiny rocks, but she loves apples. Well, if she thinks it’s a fair trade then everything’s okay I guess.
Gold is worthless. It’s heavy, not as strong as iron, and it doesn’t glitter as much as people think. That’s Pirate’s perspective at least. She’s got a refreshingly straightforward point of view.
Pirate and Knight are mining for treasure! Too bad someone else got there first. And what’s really too bad is that they never got out. Also, Pirate needs to study basic anatomy.