Valentine’s Day is a chocolate tax. Oh sure, there’s flowers, hearts, confessions, and so on, but let’s get real here. The chocolate industry is the real winner on this holiday. Pirate seems to understand the commercialism of the holiday, or at least understands that threats gets her free chocolate.
What is Valentine’s Day about? Love. Chocolate. Commercialism? It all depends on who you ask. Just remember that giving is better then receiving. Don’t emulate Pirate! Hope you have a great Valentine’s Day!
…In a few hours! Since updates tend to come at night (at least in my small part of the world), here’s an early Valentine’s Day Pirate picture! Also, be sure to give Pirate-themed Valentine’s Day cards to people you forgot to buy chocolate for!