Someone stop this birthday monster!
Let’s talk about cake. I like cake. I like people not stealing my cake. In fact, I’d prefer it if no one ate my cake but me. Just give me a glass of milk and a week to finish it off.
Anyways, Pirate is a jerk.
Put it back, Pirate!
Here’s a rule I live by: if it’s my birthday, I don’t work. That means I don’t go to class (unless I have an exam), I call in to work, and I generally have fun and relax. I don’t want to deal with anything on this special day of days.
That includes jerks running off with my cake and presents. That should be a hanging offense.
Pirate is many things, but she’s not gentle. Or a man. In fact, she’s sort of a jerk. But it seems she’s hit a new low — extorting apples from innocent stick people. Not cool Pirate, not cool.
She needs some lessons in etiquette.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery unless you’re going to be a jerk about it.
*Stereotypes portrayed above do not reflect the true character of pirates or Pirate in general.
