Birthday Jerk

Birthday Jerk

Put it back, Pirate!

Here’s a rule I live by: if it’s my birthday, I don’t work. That means I don’t go to class (unless I have an exam), I call in to work, and I generally have fun and relax. I don’t want to deal with anything on this special day of days.

That includes jerks running off with my cake and presents. That should be a hanging offense.