
Someone stop this birthday monster!
Let’s talk about cake. I like cake. I like people not stealing my cake. In fact, I’d prefer it if no one ate my cake but me. Just give me a glass of milk and a week to finish it off.
Anyways, Pirate is a jerk.
Someone stop this birthday monster!
Let’s talk about cake. I like cake. I like people not stealing my cake. In fact, I’d prefer it if no one ate my cake but me. Just give me a glass of milk and a week to finish it off.
Anyways, Pirate is a jerk.
Put it back, Pirate!
Here’s a rule I live by: if it’s my birthday, I don’t work. That means I don’t go to class (unless I have an exam), I call in to work, and I generally have fun and relax. I don’t want to deal with anything on this special day of days.
That includes jerks running off with my cake and presents. That should be a hanging offense.