I…don’t know where this blog is heading. First we have people eating dogs, now living monsters. To be fair, they do look highly edible. Whenever I saw the generic slime monster in video games I always wondered what they tasted like. Am I the only one?
Leaving jello to go bad is a crime. Not because I think jello tastes very good; I just hate how disgusting it gets when it’s bad. This is definitely how slime monsters evolved, you mark my words.