I don’t like summer, and it’s getting really warm around here. Here’s my explanation in verse.
Earlier today someone linked me to a video showing off the new non-violent spider catcher. I linked them to a video of my spider-crushing shoe.
Just kidding. I’d never use my shoes when a piece of toilet paper works. But maybe some people don’t want to kill bugs. That’s cool too. But they all look like freakish monsters to me.
10 points if you get this reference. 20 points if you remembered that Kafka was the author, not the main character of Metamorphosis. And 100 points if you get why nobody cares when you turn into a giant insect.
…I hate bugs.
Gonna level with you all here: I don’t like butterflies. They’re nice at a distance, but when I get close they look like any other insect — ugly. I’m also told that they taste horrible.
I looked at a bug up close today and regretted it. The insect kingdom is not a pretty place. Anyways, while it’s true Knight’s overreacting just a tiny bit in this situation, my greatest fear is having a bug crawl into my mouth. Or into my ear.
Today’s post comes from a place of deep hatred. Against bugs, not Knight that is. Some of the hornets I’ve seen flying about are massive, and I can’t wait for winter. On that subject though, I imagine the only thing that would be able to stand up to a wasp with a giant stinger is something with impenetrable armor. Like Knight.
I’ve always dreamed of this. Revenge is a dish best not eaten and fried with a flamethrower, in my opinion. If you haven’t guessed by now, bugs are not welcome on Pirate Blog.
Everything has a price. If you see a box of free food sitting out in the open, would you touch it? Spring is coming, and with comes the swarms of bugs. I hate bugs. But maybe if I had a bunch of poisonous cotton candy then…food for thought.
This has got to be…the nastiest thing I’ve ever drawn. This is what a cicada drawn by me looks like and you know what? It’s still nicer looking than the real thing. Cicadas: Nature’s disgusting, loud pest. Let’s all get rid of them, shall we?
I hate bugs. Many would agree with me, Knight and Pirate included!