Keeping Chill

You’re in her drink.

What I hate most in life is when something enters my nice, cool drink on a hot summer’s day. Like a bug.

Hot Weather

I sorta want to see a volcano explode. From a distance. With binoculars. And a helicopter on standby. But it sounds amazing, and scary. I also want to see a meteor hit the earth, but preferably when I’m not nearby.

Forecast: Fiery with a chance of meteors.

Too Hot

How far has Pirate come? Well, I decided to find out by taking an old picture and redrawing it. Here’s the old picture, and below is the remake:

Time to bring in the squirt guns.

If Only

The mountains will crumble. The earth will become dust once again. The seas will dry up before Knight takes off her armor, even if it means frying in the summer’s heat. By the way, it’s really hot. Really hot. And it’s not even truly summer yet. It’s gonna be bad.

She’ll melt before her armor comes off, Pirate.

Live in the Shade

…I apologize deeply for the quality of this joke.

Where do the sunglasses come from?

Hot Sun

…And we’re back. Let’s start off the continuation of the somewhat funnier comics with a thought-for-the-summer: it’s TOO HOT.

This is not a good thing, Pirate.