Don’t make fun of fat people. Don’t make fun of people who aren’t fat either. Pirate’s ability to fly with balloons is fun, but how does she get down if she flies too high? My thought for the day.
Weight is power! Should Knight go on a diet, or at least take off her armor? Why bother when she can crush all the haters? True, you could eat healthy or you could start throwing your weight onto people. That’s the kind of debate I have when I consider dieting.
Some people worry about their weight. I say: bah. Wear heavy plate armor everywhere you go and then you can worry about how much you weigh.
Actually, even full plate armor weighs at most 15-25 kg (33-55 pounds) at most — and that’s for an adult. So Knight probably isn’t that much heavier than Pirate. Still, seesawing with her isn’t a good idea.