Heavy Knight

Some people worry about their weight. I say: bah. Wear heavy plate armor everywhere you go and then you can worry about how much you weigh.

Actually, even full plate armor weighs at most 15-25 kg (33-55 pounds) at most — and that’s for an adult. So Knight probably isn’t that much heavier than Pirate. Still, seesawing with her isn’t a good idea.

Take off the armor, Knight.

Take off the armor, Knight.