Who needs hats?
Disclaimer: Please don’t actually put rabbits on your head. They’ll either freak out of claw your eyes. Cats on the other hand probably don’t care.
On that subject, why do we wear hats? I hate them. I’d rather use my head space for something more interesting, but maybe I’m just biased. If it’s sunny or rainy I’ll wear an umbrella.
It’s green and stylish, but sort of heavy.
Are you tired of the snow yet? I enjoy it, but not all of the time. Speaking of which, I hate holding up my umbrella in the rain or snow. So why not put one on my head? World-changing inventions, here on Pirate Blog.
Not sure what kind of hat this is. A fedora…? All I know is that it makes things more dramatic. That, and proper lighting of course.
The hat makes everything better.