Halloween is over but the candy remains! I ate too much of it and regret it immensely. However, I think we all know that one person who can eat candy until other people puke and not gain weight. If you’re that person, I hate you and envy you.
Halloween is the origin of tooth rot.
Sometimes I wonder whether monsters dress up as people on Halloween. How do we know each costumed person we see at the end of the street is really human and/or alive? Oh well. I hope you’re all eating candy and having a great Halloween! (Also, drawing desktop backgrounds is really hard. Just saying.)
Sometimes everything is just as it seems.
You know, I always feel bad for the pumpkins. They rot, get their insides scooped out and then people cut them open and stick candles inside of them. Well, I also don’t like carving since it’s hard work. Hope you have a great Halloween!
If pumpkins could scream…
Some costumes are not appropriate even for Halloween. Naturally disturbing imagery isn’t good for the kids, but costumes with guns are probably a really bad idea as well. Still, it surprises me how scary some of the costumes are. Staying inside this Halloween.
These costumes are PG-13. At least.
I decided to join in the Halloween spirit and make up some pictures to put in my windows and on my door. My hand hurts. Anyways, feel free to print out these scary characters saying scary things!
It’s a simple choice.
Real vampires don’t sparkle.
Way scarier than any ghost.
You can’t solve taxes with an axe. (Or can you?)
But worth it!
Ever had that sneaking suspicion that you don’t really know what went into the pie you’re eating? No? Good. For me, I think pumpkin pie is one of my favorite pie-types. I do tend to feel bad for the pumpkins, though. I guess what I’m saying is: don’t make your pumpkin pie out of real people.
I…think no stick-people were harmed in the making of this picture.
I wanna be frank here: I hate carving pumpkins. I’m also really bad at it. Drawing pumpkins is a lot more fun, though. And if I had Pirate or Knight with me, I’d have the coolest sliced-up pumpkins imaginable. Also, beware creepy possessed pumpkins in the near future.
This is where all the weirdly-carved pumpkins come from.
And now, time for a gif! This is just a small experiment in making an animation. Something creepy since Halloween is coming. Then again, Pirate isn’t very creepy even at the worst of times…
Don’t trust your eyes or streetlamps.
Halloween! It’s time to get candy and play pranks, but make sure you don’t go trick-or-treating in the wrong places! Knight and Pirate aren’t very lucky when it comes to getting treats. I guess Slender Man’s idea of candy differs from ours.
Don’t go trick-or-treating with monsters! Their candy tastes awful.
So, what are you wearing for Halloween? I personally like Pirate’s costume best. The monocle makes everything more awesome.
How DOES Knight do that?
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