It’s cheap, if you don’t mind the company.
I’d like to have a ghost in my house. Not an annoying one or a scary one, but an interesting spirit. On the other hand, if it meant I didn’t have to pay much rent I’d be fine with it. Zombies on the other hand is a deal-breaker. I can’t deal with the rotting flesh.
I prefer ghosts. They can’t eat me.
You know the thing about ghosts? They’re dead. I mean, that’s a bad thing if you’re seeing them, but what about not-ghosts? They’re alive, and they could be anything.
If I saw something pretending to be a ghost, I’m running for the hills. On the other hand, if you see a ghost, who ya gonna call?
The media. Because that would be amazing!
Sometimes I wonder whether monsters dress up as people on Halloween. How do we know each costumed person we see at the end of the street is really human and/or alive? Oh well. I hope you’re all eating candy and having a great Halloween! (Also, drawing desktop backgrounds is really hard. Just saying.)
Sometimes everything is just as it seems.
I decided to join in the Halloween spirit and make up some pictures to put in my windows and on my door. My hand hurts. Anyways, feel free to print out these scary characters saying scary things!
It’s a simple choice.
Real vampires don’t sparkle.
Way scarier than any ghost.
You can’t solve taxes with an axe. (Or can you?)
But worth it!
I have a theory about ghosts and supernatural activity. I think it only happens to people who actually believe in such things. Why would a ghost bother haunting someone in denial? And Knight…Knight’s grade-A haunting material.
Let’s hope it’s just a night terror.
Halloween is coming up. And the monsters, ghosts and ghouls are getting ready for their special night of the year! Unfortunately, they’re also sort of jerks. Stealing Pirate’s food? Not cool.
Meanest trick ever!
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