Green Giant

And she’s short, but labels are rude.

I can’t grow stuff. Actually, that’s not true. I can probably grow mold and fungi.

As I child, I remember my family had a baby cactus plant. We kept it in the bathroom. It lived there for several years, until the day I saw a spider emerge from the inside of the cactus. It had been living in the dead plant’s shell for a long time.

Plant horror stories aside, Pirate’s good at growing stuff. It goes well with her eating stuff. One hand giveth while the other munches away.

Cloud Control

I really wish I could ride on clouds. It would make transportation, watering the plants, and showing off so much more fun. I’m still not sure how Pirate does it, but I’m envious. Maybe clouds are just more solid where she comes from.

It’s all in the cloud…? Oops. Wrong saying.

Growing Process

Pirate’s got a green thumb! I guess hunger is a good motivator, but where are all these weird plants coming from?

I’m not sure you should try eating these plants, Pirate.