Superior Strategy

Speak softly and carry a big sword.

I can’t play chess. In fact, I often lose to a computer on Easy. Fortunately for me, I know how to think laterally. Some may call it ‘cheating’…I call it cheating too. But it works!

Sometimes.

Fishy, Fishy

Don’t play games with Knight.

Do you remember this game? I remember playing it in the pool, and I remember that diving underwater always worked best for me. That, and letting someone else get caught while you escaped. Anyways, don’t play with Knight. She’s one of those people who takes games way too seriously.

SCP Containment Breach

It’s out. SCP Containment Breach 1.0 has been released. And…I’m not playing it. Far too scary. Words can’t contain how much nope this game has. But if you like being scared, click on this link. I’m going to join Pirate in hiding in the closet now.

Let the nightmares begin.

Apple Fall: The Game!

It’s a GAME! Huzzah! …So, been working on this for the last week using Stencyl, a free game-making thing. For fun! And apples!

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0BzgAIsaRJkesRXZxT1duZkphczg&usp=sharing

Go to this Google Drive folder to download Apple Fall — it’s a .swf file, so it should run on any computer. Maybe.

Instructions: You’re collecting apples! Try to catch fruits of all kinds in your basket, but don’t let anything bad get in! If you get hit, just reload the game to try again. At 20,000 points, the game gets harder, so be careful!

Points: Cherries (1000), Apples (600), Grapes (400), Bananas (300), Pears (200), Oranges (1). Nobody likes oranges.

Apple Fall: The Game!

New Olympic Game!

Introducing a new game for the Sochi Olympics — The Apple Throw!

Gold medal, definitely.