Self Umbrella

She’s nice, but the flower needs water.

 Rain, rain, falling down

For the small people, try not to drown

Unless a friendly giant’s near to be found!

Stupid Flowers

Flowers never really die.

A continuation of the last post. I still don’t like flowers, especially ones that bleed. To flowers do that? Maybe. Maybe not. I’m sure not going to find out. Keep those colorful weeds away from me. They bring bees.

Bad Flowers

They’re not all pretty.

Flowers. They’re okay by me. But I disagree with the idea that they’re all pretty. Some of them…bleh. Anyways, I worry sometimes that evil flowers will try to drag me underground. I should probably seek help. Or buy herbicide.

Fire Flower

…I think that one’s just on fire.

This is a great test to see if anyone knows basic video games. And if you can’t guess which game this is, I’m terribly disappointed.

I’ve always wanted a fire flower. Not the power-up, but an actual flower made of fire. It just sounds cool. You can take the shrooms though.

Space Flowers

Someday we’ll have real sun flowers.

So here’s a bit of speculation: can flowers grow in space? If we take out the need for oxygen, there’s plenty of light in space and some plants can survive in the cold. Maybe some fungi might be able to germinate, but I’m no gardener. I just think space flowers are 240% cooler than normal flowers.

Tall Plant

I think evolution is a wonderful thing. If there was a plant tall enough to drink sunlight and eat water at the same time, no doubt it would rule the world by now. I wonder what it would taste like? Thoughts to keep me up at night.

It also tastes like lime raspberries.

Flower Protector

Today’s post comes from a place of deep hatred. Against bugs, not Knight that is. Some of the hornets I’ve seen flying about are massive, and I can’t wait for winter. On that subject though, I imagine the only thing that would be able to stand up to a wasp with a giant stinger is something with impenetrable armor. Like Knight.

She keeps the world safe one flower at a time.

Balance Flower

All I thought about doing today was balancing a flower pot on my head. Unproductivity; huzzah!

It’s a metaphor. For something.

Flower Tea

I actually hate drinking tea. Mainly because it makes you pee. But I have to admit, drinking and preparing tea is an art form in itself. And what better time to drink tea than when you’re sitting on a giant flower?

It’s a metaphor for…something.

Flower Pirate

Our heroine is going green! And blue. And yellow. In fact, there’s not much green on her at all. But enough about that. Have you hugged your flower today?

Flowers, flowers everywhere! Even on your head!