At least she’s not trying to hug helicopters.
I’m not traveling at the moment, but I am waiting for other people’s flights to come in. As always, it’s a mix of boredom and anticipation. But at least there’s no red giants trying to grab airplanes at the moment. As far as I know.
If you could step into the sky…
What is it like to fly?
How do you walk into the sky?
Tell me please, because I
I want to walk into the sky.
If it’s free, don’t complain Pirate!
I wonder about falling when I’m on a plane. It seems to me a stick-person wouldn’t fear falling at all, mainly because they’re far lighter. They could literally fall hundreds of feet without a care in the world. I really envy that ability. I’d splat like a ripe tomato.
Wearing a cape doesn’t make you superman. Even if it feels like it.
Ever jumped off a roof? I know people who have tried it. They survived, but it sounds painful.
My point is, wearing a red cape is cool. I’d do it if I actually had a red cape. Just don’t try to stop bullets with it, unless they’re foam darts.
It must be hard to be a penguin. I mean, penguins can swim really well but they can’t fly. And they’re birds. Flying’s sort of what birds are all about. It’s all very tragic.
Not comforting, Pirate.
Airplanes airplanes, I hate airplanes. But at least I get a seat when I fly around. To all those traveling by air, hope your flight is going better than Knight’s!
This is what you get when you fly below economy.
I feel like this picture is a direct sequel to this one. Knight does not forgive easily, or at all if it comes to it. Let’s hope Pirate learns a lesson from all this: don’t steal from Knight. Either that, or she learns to fly. It could happen.
Let’s hope Pirate learns really fast.
This picture was based on a true story. Let’s all agree that airports are terrible.
They can’t hear you, Pirate.
The nightmare is over, the journey ends. Rest begins.
Nothing like a friend waiting for you.
I’m off to a land of magic and adventures! Hah. I wish. But I am going to fly, which is fun. The downside is that I have to go through security, which is not. Pro tip to new travelers: don’t bring your sword through airport security.
I can’t even count how many rules they’re breaking at the moment.
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