This explains a lot, actually.
♪ It’s snowing, it’s pouring…I could be snoring. Instead of going to bed I’m sick in the head and drawing pictures until morning! ♫
Or something like that. Anyways, it’s still really snowy outside. Time for me to buy a flamethrower. How much do they cost?
…$1,600 it looks like. Pretty cheap?
Dress warmly and carry a flamethrower.
So, snow started falling today. Lots of snow. I’m going to start shoveling my sidewalk with a flamethrower now.
I also have to apologize about the gratuitous violence here. I don’t condone violence against snow-people unless they annoy you. Anyways, it’s cold right now. Sort of annoying.
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I’ve always dreamed of this. Revenge is a dish best not eaten and fried with a flamethrower, in my opinion. If you haven’t guessed by now, bugs are not welcome on Pirate Blog.
Knight’s got a fiery friend!
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It’s snowing again. Well, it’s closer to hail in point of fact. But thanks to Knight’s new snow-clearing technique, I think it’ll warm up pretty soon! I want a flamethrower.
Chill out, Knight!
Terry Pratchett passed away today. He was – and is – one of my favorite authors among the living and now the dead. Hopefully not the undead. I can’t do justice to how much I admired him. There’s a Pratchett shaped hole in the world. I’m going to read some Discworld novels now.
A candle’s not big enough for him.
How do you deal with your bug infestations? I prefer the scorched-earth strategy myself.