I’m amiably ambivalent about the advantageous addition of article alliteration. I’m not sure that sentence made sense, but you get the picture. Look, I’m still sick, it’s freezing outside, and I really want marshmallows. I don’t words properly today.
Is it? No. Yes. It is! Tomorrow will be the 500th post, and with it, a surprising secret about Knight is being revealed! But just think: Pirate’s never read Harry Potter or fantasy books. What would your reaction be if you saw that out of nowhere?
Have you ever set yourself on fire by accident? It’s an experience everyone should have at least once in their lives. The fact that you set yourself on fire means you’re unlikely ever to get a second chance to do so again.