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Birthday Hint

Posted on March 26, 2016 by pirateaba

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Birthday Hint

Not the most tactful of gifts, Pirate.

Ever given a bad birthday gift? Ever gotten one? Today’s picture is for a special someone who I hope isn’t taking this comic too seriously. It’s just a joke.

Hap…happy birthday, mom. Please don’t kill me.

Posted in birthday, pirate, pirate blog, Uncategorized, weight Tagged birthday, book, fat, gift, knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, present, stick person, weight

Bridge Limit

Posted on August 16, 2015 by pirateaba

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Even small giants weigh a lot. Pirate may not like it, but in the eyes of stick-people’s she’s just as heavy as Knight. I imagine Rabbit’s about as heavy as a truck to them. Huh. Now I feel really fat.

And that was the straw the broke the bridge's back.

And that was the straw the broke the bridge’s back.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog, weight Tagged bridge, fat, Pirate, Pirateaba, rabbit, stick person, weight

Blimp Travel

Posted on August 12, 2015 by pirateaba

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Pirate’s got a problem with insulting Knight. In fairness, both Knight and Pirate are really light since they’re kids, but one wears armor. Also, I learned the difference between blimps and zeppelins today.

Let's just hope it's not the Hindenburg.

Let’s just hope it’s not the Hindenburg.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog, travel Tagged blimp, fat, knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, travel, zeppelin

Excess Space

Posted on July 14, 2015 by pirateaba

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Fat jokes are cruel jokes, especially when they’re not true. Knight probably just gets vertigo, or she isn’t inclined to fly off into space. I like drawing pictures of space. It’s one of Pirate’s natural habitats.

She generates her own gravity, Pirate.

She generates her own gravity, Pirate.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog, space, weight Tagged cruel jokes, fat, knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, planet, space, stick people, stick person

Weighty Issues

Posted on June 26, 2015 by pirateaba

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Weight is power! Should Knight go on a diet, or at least take off her armor? Why bother when she can crush all the haters? True, you could eat healthy or you could start throwing your weight onto people. That’s the kind of debate I have when I consider dieting.

Respect the heavy ones, Pirate.

Respect the heavy ones, Pirate.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog, weight Tagged diet, fat, heavy, knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, weight

Overweight

Posted on November 26, 2014 by pirateaba

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I know weight is a sensitive issue, but I feel that we have to make a distinction between those who are too heavy and those who aren’t. For instance: balloons. If you’re too fat, you can’t fly. Fact of life, that.

They could stand to lose a few pounds.

They could stand to lose a few pounds.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog, webcomic, weight Tagged balloons, fat, fly, knight, overweight, Pirate, Pirateaba, rabbit, scp-173

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