Not the most tactful of gifts, Pirate.
Ever given a bad birthday gift? Ever gotten one? Today’s picture is for a special someone who I hope isn’t taking this comic too seriously. It’s just a joke.
Hap…happy birthday, mom. Please don’t kill me.
Even small giants weigh a lot. Pirate may not like it, but in the eyes of stick-people’s she’s just as heavy as Knight. I imagine Rabbit’s about as heavy as a truck to them. Huh. Now I feel really fat.
And that was the straw the broke the bridge’s back.
Pirate’s got a problem with insulting Knight. In fairness, both Knight and Pirate are really light since they’re kids, but one wears armor. Also, I learned the difference between blimps and zeppelins today.
Let’s just hope it’s not the Hindenburg.
Fat jokes are cruel jokes, especially when they’re not true. Knight probably just gets vertigo, or she isn’t inclined to fly off into space. I like drawing pictures of space. It’s one of Pirate’s natural habitats.
She generates her own gravity, Pirate.
Weight is power! Should Knight go on a diet, or at least take off her armor? Why bother when she can crush all the haters? True, you could eat healthy or you could start throwing your weight onto people. That’s the kind of debate I have when I consider dieting.
Respect the heavy ones, Pirate.
I know weight is a sensitive issue, but I feel that we have to make a distinction between those who are too heavy and those who aren’t. For instance: balloons. If you’re too fat, you can’t fly. Fact of life, that.
They could stand to lose a few pounds.
