I read too much sometimes. I stare at books for hours on end, and when I finish…I feel like our stick friend here. Don’t interrupt me while I’m reading though or I’ll stare at you until you go away.
Being stared at is uncomfortable. Being stared at by a giant eyeball would probably be even worse. This post is dedicated to all of you who stare at people as they walk by. Congratulations. Now, stop it.
How long can you keep your eyes open? Well, no matter how good you are, never challenge someone who has an eyeball for a face to a staring contest.
I’m traveling at the moment, so this is a pre-scheduled release. Now, you may be asking yourself a lot of questions here, like why Pirate and Knight are bowling, and where the eye came from. You know what? Keep asking yourself those questions.