Extreme Executions

Sometimes Pirate can overreact. But anyone who steals food deserves a horrible, terrifyingly-painful death. Myself, I can’t stand it if someone eats my favorite snacks, but I wouldn’t kill anyone over it. Probably.

Spitting on the sidewalk is also punishable by death.

Careless Cuts

Some people just don’t know the meaning of ‘caution’. I feel that if Pirate found a guillotine, she’d use it to cut watermelons in half if she didn’t kill herself in the first five minutes.

Nobody move, and let’s hope the blade is stuck.