Sometimes Pirate can overreact. But anyone who steals food deserves a horrible, terrifyingly-painful death. Myself, I can’t stand it if someone eats my favorite snacks, but I wouldn’t kill anyone over it. Probably.
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Some people just don’t know the meaning of ‘caution’. I feel that if Pirate found a guillotine, she’d use it to cut watermelons in half if she didn’t kill herself in the first five minutes.