The weird thing is that this is reality.
And we’re back to less graphics, more jokes. It’s really weird to me that doctors actually use super glue and tape in surgery. I feel like that’s wrong, but then again, I’m not a medical doctor. Yet.
Thankfully not based on a true story. Nothing’s worse than having a problem no one can fix. Especially if you’re paying them to do it. But then, if you’re going to Pirate for medical help, you’re probably too late to help in any case.
Who gave her a license to practice medicine!?
Doctors scare me. Dentists scare me more. But one thing I know is that apples don’t keep either away. Well, unless you throw apples at them, that is.
You can’t escape them.
They’re making pills bigger and bigger, so I believe. I went to a doctor and they give me a lot of things to ingest, so hopefully I’ll be better soon. My doctor was really nice, but I think Knight could use some work with her bedside manner.
Do stick people even have mouths?
Sick people go to doctors. I don’t like doctors. But I’m sick. There’s a problem here, and I decided to express it through this picture:
Malpractice? No such thing.
So uh, I may have forgotten to post this yesterday. Oops. Sorry about that. Blame it on my medical plan. Is that a good segue? Yes. Yes it is.
I’d hate to see them try to swallow a pill.
Is this the real life? I sure hope not. I got the flu, I think. Huzzah. Hopefully better soon. Stay un-sick, everyone.
Knight’s bedside manner can use some work.
I’m not sure this is the doctor you want to go to, even if she doesn’t charge anything.
An apple cures everything?
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