Bad Day Delivery

It helps.

Some days are bad days. On days like that, I eat apples. It doesn’t make everything better, but it helps.

Slow Float Food

It’s slow, but at least you get free balloons!

You know what’s sad?  Some day this will actually be happening, except it’ll be drones doing delivery instead. I so predict it. Someone’s going to try it, and it’ll be 90% less cool than balloon delivery service.