The real mystery is why any of this is a mystery.
A Conan Doyle I am not. And Pirate is no Moriarty. In fact, I don’t think anyone would ever be taken in by her crimes. On the other hand, her willful use of violence to disguise her crimes has its own effectiveness.
Every action has a consequence. Sometimes we forget that, but there are lines that must not be crossed. Like stealing cookies from the cookie jar. That’s a death sentence.
Better get ready to run, Pirate!
This. Is what everyone needs. World peace, instantly. Dentists all become millionaires. I want one. But I’ll settle for a cookie.
Everyone needs their own personal cookie jar.
I’m trying out a new art style this time…and new punchlines! There were so many great jokes to use…so I took the top three!
So, how’s your day going?
She guards the cookie jar.
At least it’s not an orange cat…
Far worse than a raccoon, friend.
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