Cool Climate

Let's aim a bit lower, shall we?

Let’s aim a bit lower, shall we?

Everyone’s talking about the Paris climate talks. My reaction? Whoo. Yay. I mean, the fact that we have a tenuous agreement is good, but it’s an agreement to limit rising temperatures over the next 100 years. And it’s ‘shall’ as opposed to ‘should’, thanks. Or we shall all die horribly.

Wet Christmas

How's Santa gonna travel in this?

How’s Santa gonna travel in this?

It’s raining outside. I kid you not, a fully-fledged rainstorm in December. That just seems wrong.

If we get a rainy Christmas I’m going to be very upset. I really hope the Paris climate change agreements go forward, because if it doesn’t, I’m going to start throwing coal at people on the street.