Style Standards

The monocle makes everything better.

The monocle makes everything better.

Taking a break from boring book talk for a moment. Let’s get back onto the normal run of Pirate Blog stuff. Like style.

I don’t have a top hat in my wardrobe. I feel like this is a grievous sin. Because when I think class and style, I think: top hat, monocle, and walrus with a bowler hat.

…Seriously. I think something’s wrong with my internal fashion sense. Or I’m just crazy, but I knew that a long time ago.

Learning Issues

The title of this post is especially true for me. I may…have forgot-to-post-because-I-was-tired-and-fell-asleep. Or something. So it’s double-post time! Our first post is about learning. Knight is extremely intelligent, can read, do advanced maths, and studies the classics. Pirate can fall asleep whenever she wants to. Which one do you envy?

You will learn, or be poked with a sword.

You will learn, or be poked with a sword.