Tender Moments

Tender Moments

Choose your moments wisely, lovers.

Once again it is up to me to ruin another beloved holiday. I think confessions and valentines and wonderful, and not just on Valentine’s Day. But doing it in a public setting seems like a big mistake, especially since insensitive jerks like Pirate abound. Also, I want to eat chocolate until I explode.

Valentine’s Tax

Valentine's Tax

True love is edible.

Valentine’s Day is a chocolate tax. Oh sure, there’s flowers, hearts, confessions, and so on, but let’s get real here. The chocolate industry is the real winner on this holiday. Pirate seems to understand the commercialism of the holiday, or at least understands that threats gets her free chocolate.