Let it Snow

Just admire it in silence.

I saw snow today. About three flakes. That’s still good, but let’s have more. Just…no songs. Please.

Caroling Curse

Thus began the Christmas Carol massacre.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve grown to hate Christmas carols the longer I’ve been alive. And no offense — especially in American supermarkets.

I can’t tell you how painful it is to hear the same songs on repeat over…and over…and over…until all you want to do is destroy Christmas like the Grinch.