Really, it’s her fault for being in the way.
I hope no one reading this ever gets in a car crash. Cars are among scariest things I’ve ever seen, and I’ve flown on airplanes through storms.
But hey, at least I don’t have to worry about being hit by toy cars. A stick person’s not gonna do much damage even going fast if they ram me, so…huzzah for that?
Just wait until she falls asleep.
Toll booths are the only reason why I keep my change. That, and to buy overpriced soda when I’m on the road. Anyways, Pirate could probably extort a few quarters from stick-people going to work.
I’m also taking one of the great Jane Austen’s quotes and misusing it. I feel bad about that.
Who needs insurance when you have armor?
Snow driving is hard. I saw an accident on the highway today — you really forget how fragile cars are until you see them break. Fun fact: apparently cars today are built to easily collapse to protect the passenger. Cars back in the day were tanks. Sort of like Knight.
Guess what I was doing all day? I hate cars, and I hate driving. But sometimes it’s necessary. Oh well. Hope you all have safe travels!
Don’t fall asleep Pirate!
No, not like the jam you put on toast. Pirate’s pretty small by human standards, but by stick people standards she’s a mountain. And what happens when that mountain wants a snack? Nobody’s getting to work today.
Better hope she’s a quick eater!
More about traveling! Looks like it’s Knight’s turn to take the wheel…and that’s probably not a good thing. Also: seat-belts. Pirate should fasten hers.
Don’t follow their example.
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