Someone stop this birthday monster!
Let’s talk about cake. I like cake. I like people not stealing my cake. In fact, I’d prefer it if no one ate my cake but me. Just give me a glass of milk and a week to finish it off.
Anyways, Pirate is a jerk.
Put it back, Pirate!
Here’s a rule I live by: if it’s my birthday, I don’t work. That means I don’t go to class (unless I have an exam), I call in to work, and I generally have fun and relax. I don’t want to deal with anything on this special day of days.
That includes jerks running off with my cake and presents. That should be a hanging offense.
Thou shalt not suffer a cake-thief to live.
Some things must not be trifled with. Such as my desserts. I’m okay with you having some of my cookies — you can eat my Halloween candy, but my cake? No. Never the cake.
If you ever need directions, don’t ask Pirate for help. Also, don’t throw parties underground unless you want to eat dirt with your cake. You may also observe the cake is strawberry today. Just because.
It’s a hiding-under-a-bush party. Don’t ask.
Sometimes I wish I were the size of a salt shaker. Food would be a lot more plentiful then. Also, I suspect insects would be a lot more scary, but you can’t have everything. Knight’s a pretty talented individual: she can bake and fight with swords. Two very useful skill sets.
I wish for a cake as relatively big as that one.
You can hide it in the cupboard, above the fridge, behind the vegetables on the bottom shelf, but I’ll always find the cake. And eat it. I also think that even if you have a mech-soldier with laser cannons, it’s not going to do much damage if it’s really small. Size does matter.
I hope they’ve got great health insurance. And pensions.
My hand hurts. I’ve been drawing for 6 hours straight. But you know, some pictures have to be drawn. If you’re having a bad day, maybe this will help you find the cure. Good night, all.
Let’s turn a bad day into a good one.
If you don’t get this reference, play some more Portal 2. Also, I just can’t see Knight eating many finger-foods like sandwiches. She probably thinks it’s too messy.
Just let him enjoy it, guys.
How many pictures with stick people is too many pictures? Probably this one. But it’s about a universal truth: if you’re having a party, you’d better have enough cake for everyone.
She’ll have to stay hungry for a while.
Life is full of wonders that exceed our greatest expectations. Like a double-layered chocolate vanilla cake with strawberries on top. That’s amazing.
The cake is not a lie. And it looks awesome.
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