Better hope she doesn’t kick back.
I’ve never actually seen someone pull a ‘kick me’ prank in real life. But I have to imagine one of the dangers is getting kicked back, especially if your victim is a lot bigger than you are.
Then again, she probably doesn’t even know you’re there.
And now, it’s time to speculate: what made the Slender Man into the infamous monster he is today? My first theory: he was bullied as a child. A Slender Child if you will. And that trauma led to him seeking vengeance by murdering everyone he comes across. It’s very possible. Next theory tomorrow!
The sad part is, she’s not even trying to be mean.
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