Why do people tell me the early bird gets the worm? Who cares? Except for the bird, that is. Also, this is sort of dark, but I think Pirate would eat both baby birds and worms if she was hungry enough. So would I, but only if I was starving. Nature is harsh. And disgusting.
It must be hard to be a penguin. I mean, penguins can swim really well but they can’t fly. And they’re birds. Flying’s sort of what birds are all about. It’s all very tragic.
Pirate has found her way onto another part of the internet! There’s now a pirateaba twitter at: https://twitter.com/pirateaba
If you have Twitter or prefer to get your updates there, you can follow that account. There’s also a Tumblr account at: http://pirateaba.tumblr.com/
Pirate is even more everywhere now.
Are you one of those people who orders their burger rare? If it’s still moving, I’m not eating it is my general philosophy. But Pirate apparently goes for food au naturel. Well, with a bit of salt. Everything goes well with salt. Except orange juice.
How do you hunt birds if you don’t have a bow and arrow? Actually, a fishing pole might work on birds too. Whenever I learn how to walk on clouds I’ll give it a shot. At least Pirate has bait that fights back.
Can you sing fancy? I can’t. My singing makes people cry or go deaf. But Knight would definitely be able to sing with the best. Hm. Now I want to hear her sing a cappella.
Guess what’s nesting in the trees all around where I live? Crows. And guess what they do? Poop. I was ambivalent about them before, but I’ve decided: I really hate crows.
Waking up is good if you’re a bird, and bad if you’re a worm. For Pirate? Probably best just to let her sleep in.
Is it better than people watching? Pirate’s not one for watching animals (unless she’s going to eat them), but Knight is perfectly content to spot birds all day long…so long as Pirate isn’t bothering her the entire time.
Sometimes you have a bad day. But a true innovator finds a way to turn a bad day into a good one.