Space Basketball

Sometimes I think I should go back to school and retake physics class. But if I did, I wouldn’t be able to draw a totally-inaccurate picture like this then, would I? Anyways, my point is: I like space. Basketball, I can take or leave.

In space, nobody can hear you dunk.

High Shot

This is how I felt when I was young and short. Now that I’m taller…I still feel like this. Basketball’s hard for me, okay? Besides which, I doubt Knight can jump with all that armor on. Maybe a trampoline is in order.

I predict a tie game.