It’s slow, but at least you get free balloons!
You know what’s sad? Some day this will actually be happening, except it’ll be drones doing delivery instead. I so predict it. Someone’s going to try it, and it’ll be 90% less cool than balloon delivery service.
I always wanted a balloon that didn’t pop. I’ve also heard you can use hydrogen to fly, but that leads to the Hindenburg. And speaking of which, I actually listened to the life news reporting of the Hindenburg disaster as it occurred. Sobering stuff. Balloons are scary.
One of these gases does not belong.
Don’t make fun of fat people. Don’t make fun of people who aren’t fat either. Pirate’s ability to fly with balloons is fun, but how does she get down if she flies too high? My thought for the day.
Being heavy has its advantages.
I’ve never flown on a hot air balloon. But I want to–actually, I don’t. I can handle airplanes, but I feel like I’d fall out of a hot air balloon. Especially one carried around by Pirate.
Put it back, Pirate.
The problem with being small is that you weigh less. Or something. Pirate doesn’t seem to have good luck with heights, though.
How does she get into these situations?
Has this ever happened to you?
Exhale, don’t inhale, Pirate!
You are entering the Weird Zone. Which is like the Twilight Zone, but weirder.
Why?
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