Knight believes in victory more than she believes in sportsmanship.
I’m no boxing expert, but I’d say wearing plate armor is probably cheating. But Pirate’s not known for her good decision-making abilities.
My point with all this is that there’s the honorable way to win, and there’s the practical way to win. I’m with practical.
Let’s hope Pirate doesn’t test that theory.
Falling hurts. I can say that from personal experience. But how much would falling hurt if you wore armor? I imagine knights falling from horseback, and I have to imagine they could break several bones that way. Too bad Pirate doesn’t understand (acceleration * mass) = pain.
I’ve said it before, but Knight’s not like Pirate at all. In times of crisis, she’s a pretty cool customer. I envy her for that. When I’m in a tough spot, I do the same thing Pirate does: panic. Then again, if I had armor I think I’d be a lot more confident in life. Cooler too.
Drowning? Pssh. Nothing to worry about!
Disclaimer: Sharks don’t actually attack people that often. You’d be better off watching out for dangerous cars. But armor helps with sharks and cars, so it’s a worthwhile investment. Just don’t sink.
Plate armor. Buy it today.
The mountains will crumble. The earth will become dust once again. The seas will dry up before Knight takes off her armor, even if it means frying in the summer’s heat. By the way, it’s really hot. Really hot. And it’s not even truly summer yet. It’s gonna be bad.
She’ll melt before her armor comes off, Pirate.
Disclaimer: Don’t play the Knife Game. Unless you’re wearing armor. Like Knight.
Best Knife Game ever.
Some people worry about their weight. I say: bah. Wear heavy plate armor everywhere you go and then you can worry about how much you weigh.
Actually, even full plate armor weighs at most 15-25 kg (33-55 pounds) at most — and that’s for an adult. So Knight probably isn’t that much heavier than Pirate. Still, seesawing with her isn’t a good idea.
Take off the armor, Knight.
Reason 1: Attack by an army of small stick-men. It could happen! Be prepared, like Knight!
Reason2: Being viciously attacked because you accidentally forgot to post yesterday. Sorry about that.
Can’t touch this.
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