Hidden Giant

You can’t even trust the ground you stand on.

Here’s something for my bucket list. I don’t actually have a bucket list, but if I did, this would be close to number one:

1. Have lots of money.
2. Rent an airport for a day.
3. Invite everyone you know and play the world’s greatest game of hide and seek.

It’s a dream of mine. The Chicago O’Hare airport is one of my candidates — I think about it every time I fly through there.

Airplanes Suck

Based on a true story.

Still better than flying.

Travel Troubles

I’m off to a land of magic and adventures! Hah. I wish. But I am going to fly, which is fun. The downside is that I have to go through security, which is not. Pro tip to new travelers: don’t bring your sword through airport security.

I can’t even count how many rules they’re breaking at the moment.