Do You Want…

…To be annoyed by a catchy song? Well, it was good before everyone and their brother started singing it. But do you actually remember that song? It was DARK and depressing, encompassing a lonely childhood, death, isolation and a magical curse!

But Knight does have a good point — who makes abominable snowmen? Or do they make themselves? One of the mysteries of life, I guess.

Bad timing, Knight.

Bad timing, Knight.

Drawing Process

It’s time to reveal the secrets behind the art of Pirate! Drawing Pirate is a complex, multi-part process, but I think you can handle it. I use a highly-advanced drawing technique, so I hope you can keep up with my tutorial.

Step 1: Draw sketch.

They're a little rough around the edges.

They’re a little rough around the edges.

Step 2: Color.

Much better!

Much better!

Step 3 (Optional): Shade.

This is the advanced stuff.

This is the advanced stuff.

All Things Apple

You know what I like about apples? They’re not oranges. Apples are Pirate’s favorite food on the planet, and that goes double for all the wonderful things you can make with apples.

But a disclaimer: not all apples are made equal! If you’re eating Red Delicious, the most common type of apple in America, you’re missing out. A whole new world of apples awaits! Let’s eat!

You can't go wrong with a good apple!

You can’t go wrong with a good apple!iratea

Texting Directions

Confusion, misdirection and lack of communication have plagued people since the dawn of time. But now, with the ability to text we can double the confusion!

Seriously though, I’m not sure how Knight and Pirate learned how to use cellphones…or where they got them. Dear readers, do you remember when phones had to have antennae? Ridiculous.

In fairness, she is telling the truth.

In fairness, she is telling the truth.