Keeping Chill

You’re in her drink.

What I hate most in life is when something enters my nice, cool drink on a hot summer’s day. Like a bug.

Cloud Bathing

It’s a mystery to everyone.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I want a cloud. I hate showering normally, but if I could shower with a cloud I’d do it every day. I’d just have to watch out for lightning bolts.

Summit Sleeping

Size is a bit wonky here.

It’s summer. I hate the heat. I want my own mountain for free ice. That’s about all.

Sharing Water

Share with everyone, Pirate.

This is a return to the roots of Pirate blog. Back when I couldn’t draw backgrounds, and made my pictures a lot smaller.

…Come to think of it, I still can’t draw the sun. I guess I’ll work on that. Until then, stay hydrated everyone!

Windy Days

Or is it a blustery day?

10 points if you get the reference in the caption above. Well, I’m working on backgrounds next. I’m please with how this picture came out, as I actually sorta believe there’s wind in it.

Point of actual fact: it was raining today. No wind in sight. You can’t have everything.

Fruit Saving

Snow and plants do not mix.

It snowed yesterday. Quite a bit, actually. It melted pretty quick too, and it didn’t stick to the streets. Normally I wouldn’t care much either way, but I’ve recently learned that snow at this time of year will hurt all the fruits that have just started growing. In short, a bad thing.

Let’s hope the snow hasn’t done too much damage to the fruits around here, or at least that the farmers know how to protect their crops. My idea was a giant umbrella…which tells me that I’m never going to be a farmer. Best stick to drawing pictures.

Self Umbrella

She’s nice, but the flower needs water.

 Rain, rain, falling down

For the small people, try not to drown

Unless a friendly giant’s near to be found!

Unflammable Rain

She’s got heart. Not much brains, but heart.

It’s raining outside today. For me, I tried setting the mood by playing Adele and drinking a glass of Chardonnay as I observed the beauty of the transient world.

…Just kidding. I drank orange juice and watched Youtube.

Solar Warming

I like the warmth, but I hate the heat.

I really wish I could go into space. And breathe in space. And…you get the idea.

It’s pretty cold around here again. Winter storm warning, and tons of snow. Maybe I won’t make it to work tomorrow, maybe I will. Either way, it’s sort of cold.

Stupid Snow

If you can’t see your car, it’s a snow day.

There’s…a lot of snow outside right now. Winter weather advisory, all that good stuff. I might make it to work, and then again…

Anyways, I’m getting tired of snow. It was nice at first but shoveling it gets old really fast. Oh for the days when I was too young for work.