Would you eat it?
I…don’t know where this blog is heading. First we have people eating dogs, now living monsters. To be fair, they do look highly edible. Whenever I saw the generic slime monster in video games I always wondered what they tasted like. Am I the only one?
Who needs a tent when you’ve got Pirate?
Some days I want to appreciate the smaller things. The quiet moments, the wonders of doing something peaceful, and nice.
Also, I play way too much Stardew Valley. +10 Gaming Points if you understand that reference.
I’m not sure if this is attempted murder or what.
I really need to buy a Wii U just so I can play Mario Maker. It looks like tons of fun — or at least, I enjoy watching people try to beat the hardest levels. Speaking of which, do people eat Goombas in the Mushroom Kingdom? They’re fungi, but are they people?
You’ll need to bring lots of luck.
Video game references ahoy! If you don’t play Dark Souls, you’ll have no idea what I’m talking about. I’m talking about Dark Souls. 3. It’s probably one of my favorite games of all time — dark, epic, challenging and mysterious.
Too bad my current computer won’t be able to run it. Guess I’ve got to save up for a new computer and drawing tablet. Money sucks.
…I think that one’s just on fire.
This is a great test to see if anyone knows basic video games. And if you can’t guess which game this is, I’m terribly disappointed.
I’ve always wanted a fire flower. Not the power-up, but an actual flower made of fire. It just sounds cool. You can take the shrooms though.
So, I hear new videogame’s coming out. I’m not very interested in it or anything. But I guess I wondered what Knight would look like if she were in a post-apocalyptic world. It’s too hard to draw fancy laser beams and glowing power armor, though.
War never changes, but people do.
…Except for murdering evil Aliens that hide in your closet at night. Heard of a game called Alien: Isolation? It’s out and apparently really scary. Or so I’m told. I wouldn’t play that game unless you paid me, and maybe not even then. Knight might want to start carrying her swords around though…
This is why I hate space ships.
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