Choose your moments wisely, lovers.
Once again it is up to me to ruin another beloved holiday. I think confessions and valentines and wonderful, and not just on Valentine’s Day. But doing it in a public setting seems like a big mistake, especially since insensitive jerks like Pirate abound. Also, I want to eat chocolate until I explode.
True love is edible.
Valentine’s Day is a chocolate tax. Oh sure, there’s flowers, hearts, confessions, and so on, but let’s get real here. The chocolate industry is the real winner on this holiday. Pirate seems to understand the commercialism of the holiday, or at least understands that threats gets her free chocolate.
What is Valentine’s Day about? Love. Chocolate. Commercialism? It all depends on who you ask. Just remember that giving is better then receiving. Don’t emulate Pirate! Hope you have a great Valentine’s Day!
Love, not chocolate Pirate!
Valentine’s day is coming soon! Do you have someone special? If not, why not propose while riding a giant rabbit? It’s bound to work!
It’s what you make of it, Pirate.
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