Keeping Chill

You’re in her drink.

What I hate most in life is when something enters my nice, cool drink on a hot summer’s day. Like a bug.

Summit Sleeping

Size is a bit wonky here.

It’s summer. I hate the heat. I want my own mountain for free ice. That’s about all.

Sharing Water

Share with everyone, Pirate.

This is a return to the roots of Pirate blog. Back when I couldn’t draw backgrounds, and made my pictures a lot smaller.

…Come to think of it, I still can’t draw the sun. I guess I’ll work on that. Until then, stay hydrated everyone!

Why I Hate Summer

Bug spray, where would I be without you?

I don’t like summer, and it’s getting really warm around here. Here’s my explanation in verse.

If Only

The mountains will crumble. The earth will become dust once again. The seas will dry up before Knight takes off her armor, even if it means frying in the summer’s heat. By the way, it’s really hot. Really hot. And it’s not even truly summer yet. It’s gonna be bad.

She’ll melt before her armor comes off, Pirate.