Pale Palette

She’s looking a bit sketchy today.

Still sick, but recovering. Weird ideas come out of me when I’m sick. Is it a positive thing? Not sure, not sure.

Flu Fighting

Pain is existence and pain and flu.

Remember yesterday when I said I was sick with a cold and sore throat? Turns out it was a flu all along. I’m not good at identifying illnesses.

Anyways. Trying to survive. Hopefully I’ll be through the worst of it tonight. I hate being ill.

Final Cure

It’s a long-lasting solution.

I am sick. It’s been a good run – nearly 9 months without getting ill. But now I’m down for the count and it really hurts. Breathing hurts. Swallowing hurts. Thinking hurts.

I’d rather be throwing up, because at least then I’d be mostly better by the morning. But nope, I’m in this for the long haul. Whoever gave me this sore throat and cold, I hope you get sprayed by a skunk. And lose your glasses. And eat bad sushi. And fall down a well.

Big Pills

They’re making pills bigger and bigger, so I believe. I went to a doctor and they give me a lot of things to ingest, so hopefully I’ll be better soon. My doctor was really nice, but I think Knight could use some work with her bedside manner.

Do stick people even have mouths?

Dangerous Doctor

Sick people go to doctors. I don’t like doctors. But I’m sick. There’s a problem here, and I decided to express it through this picture:

Malpractice? No such thing.

Dirges

I hate being around healthy people, unless I can get them sick. Their sympathy makes me want to cough all over them. I’m in a dark place right now.

They’re a bit insensitive.

Rest Warning

Still sick, but getting better. Here’s how you can be helpful: go away and let me sleep. Fun fact, deaths from waking up sick people are up 42% around this time of year.

She’s not kidding either.