Sometimes I’m tempted to buy a goldfish just so I can have a fish I can actually catch. I believe my record for angling is one fish in my entire life, over the course of numerous fishing trips. Good thing I don’t actually like fish.
You know, I’m not sure if hamsters have a good life or a bad life. They have all they can eat, free board and a place to exercise…but they are trapped in a cage. Maybe if it was a timeshare cage I’d be more interested. Either way, I envy the fat jerks.