The weird thing is that this is reality.
And we’re back to less graphics, more jokes. It’s really weird to me that doctors actually use super glue and tape in surgery. I feel like that’s wrong, but then again, I’m not a medical doctor. Yet.
Just get the painkillers, guys.
I hate ice. And snow. Short story: I sprained my ankle or twisted it. Again. That’s like…twice the pain since I twisted it a few weeks ago.
Anyways, keeping it elevated. I just don’t do medicine well. I wonder if they sell morphine at the drug store?
Doctors scare me. Dentists scare me more. But one thing I know is that apples don’t keep either away. Well, unless you throw apples at them, that is.
You can’t escape them.
They’re making pills bigger and bigger, so I believe. I went to a doctor and they give me a lot of things to ingest, so hopefully I’ll be better soon. My doctor was really nice, but I think Knight could use some work with her bedside manner.
Do stick people even have mouths?
Sick people go to doctors. I don’t like doctors. But I’m sick. There’s a problem here, and I decided to express it through this picture:
Malpractice? No such thing.
So uh, I may have forgotten to post this yesterday. Oops. Sorry about that. Blame it on my medical plan. Is that a good segue? Yes. Yes it is.
I’d hate to see them try to swallow a pill.
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