And we’re back to less graphics, more jokes. It’s really weird to me that doctors actually use super glue and tape in surgery. I feel like that’s wrong, but then again, I’m not a medical doctor. Yet.
Category Archives: medicine
I hate ice. And snow. Short story: I sprained my ankle or twisted it. Again. That’s like…twice the pain since I twisted it a few weeks ago.
Anyways, keeping it elevated. I just don’t do medicine well. I wonder if they sell morphine at the drug store?
Doctors scare me. Dentists scare me more. But one thing I know is that apples don’t keep either away. Well, unless you throw apples at them, that is.
They’re making pills bigger and bigger, so I believe. I went to a doctor and they give me a lot of things to ingest, so hopefully I’ll be better soon. My doctor was really nice, but I think Knight could use some work with her bedside manner.
Sick people go to doctors. I don’t like doctors. But I’m sick. There’s a problem here, and I decided to express it through this picture:
So uh, I may have forgotten to post this yesterday. Oops. Sorry about that. Blame it on my medical plan. Is that a good segue? Yes. Yes it is.