Final Cure

It’s a long-lasting solution.

I am sick. It’s been a good run – nearly 9 months without getting ill. But now I’m down for the count and it really hurts. Breathing hurts. Swallowing hurts. Thinking hurts.

I’d rather be throwing up, because at least then I’d be mostly better by the morning. But nope, I’m in this for the long haul. Whoever gave me this sore throat and cold, I hope you get sprayed by a skunk. And lose your glasses. And eat bad sushi. And fall down a well.

Pirate Math

Ever had one of those annoying math word problems that asks how many plates Susie will buy for the big party? Let’s forget about that and just do Pirate math. It’s a lot more fun and involves eating your equation.

Show your work, Pirate!