Good thing the heater’s not turned on.
Things aren’t actually this bad, but I do have a leaky water heater. In point of fact, it’s just a constant drip from the drain valve connection. Annoying, but doesn’t affect anything. Too bad I have to wait till Monday for a repair person.
See, this is why I hate Thanksgiving.
Halloween is over but the candy remains! I ate too much of it and regret it immensely. However, I think we all know that one person who can eat candy until other people puke and not gain weight. If you’re that person, I hate you and envy you.
Halloween is the origin of tooth rot.
Sometimes I wonder whether monsters dress up as people on Halloween. How do we know each costumed person we see at the end of the street is really human and/or alive? Oh well. I hope you’re all eating candy and having a great Halloween! (Also, drawing desktop backgrounds is really hard. Just saying.)
Sometimes everything is just as it seems.
You know, I always feel bad for the pumpkins. They rot, get their insides scooped out and then people cut them open and stick candles inside of them. Well, I also don’t like carving since it’s hard work. Hope you have a great Halloween!
If pumpkins could scream…
Some costumes are not appropriate even for Halloween. Naturally disturbing imagery isn’t good for the kids, but costumes with guns are probably a really bad idea as well. Still, it surprises me how scary some of the costumes are. Staying inside this Halloween.
These costumes are PG-13. At least.
I decided to join in the Halloween spirit and make up some pictures to put in my windows and on my door. My hand hurts. Anyways, feel free to print out these scary characters saying scary things!
It’s a simple choice.
Real vampires don’t sparkle.
Way scarier than any ghost.
You can’t solve taxes with an axe. (Or can you?)
But worth it!
I wanna be frank here: I hate carving pumpkins. I’m also really bad at it. Drawing pumpkins is a lot more fun, though. And if I had Pirate or Knight with me, I’d have the coolest sliced-up pumpkins imaginable. Also, beware creepy possessed pumpkins in the near future.
This is where all the weirdly-carved pumpkins come from.
It’s noisy at night. Must be all those fireworks going off or something. I imagine the most suicidal thing you could do right now would be to ride a hot-air balloon in the next 24 hours. Let’s hope Knight and Pirate live charmed lives.
Fireworks are dangerous, kids!
There is much drinking and green across the world right now. Hopefully not much drinking of green, though. But how much do you know about the man behind the day? I think Pirate would have liked St. Patrick. He didn’t like snakes much either according to legend.
I’m not sure this is what St. Patrick’s Day is about, Pirate.
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