Solar Bowling

Try Pluto. It’s not even a real planet.

At some point in the future when I have money to spend, I need to have a custom bowling ball made of the earth. Then I can watch it roll down the gutter for hours at a time!

…I can’t bowl.

Superior Strategy

Speak softly and carry a big sword.

I can’t play chess. In fact, I often lose to a computer on Easy. Fortunately for me, I know how to think laterally. Some may call it ‘cheating’…I call it cheating too. But it works!

Sometimes.

Fishy, Fishy

Don’t play games with Knight.

Do you remember this game? I remember playing it in the pool, and I remember that diving underwater always worked best for me. That, and letting someone else get caught while you escaped. Anyways, don’t play with Knight. She’s one of those people who takes games way too seriously.