Night Cake Theft

Thou shalt not suffer a cake-thief to live.

Some things must not be trifled with. Such as my desserts. I’m okay with you having some of my cookies — you can eat my Halloween candy, but my cake? No. Never the cake.

Hidden Parties

If you ever need directions, don’t ask Pirate for help. Also, don’t throw parties underground unless you want to eat dirt with your cake. You may also observe the cake is strawberry today. Just because.

It’s a hiding-under-a-bush party. Don’t ask.

Hopeless Mission

You can hide it in the cupboard, above the fridge, behind the vegetables on the bottom shelf, but I’ll always find the cake. And eat it. I also think that even if you have a mech-soldier with laser cannons, it’s not going to do much damage if it’s really small. Size does matter.

I hope they’ve got great health insurance. And pensions.

Small Slice

How many pictures with stick people is too many pictures? Probably this one. But it’s about a universal truth: if you’re having a party, you’d better have enough cake for everyone.

She’ll have to stay hungry for a while.