Why do people tell me the early bird gets the worm? Who cares? Except for the bird, that is. Also, this is sort of dark, but I think Pirate would eat both baby birds and worms if she was hungry enough. So would I, but only if I was starving. Nature is harsh. And disgusting.
I had chicken today. It tasted good, but I can’t help but think that if I could see the chicken I was eating post-cooking, I would go vegetarian pretty quick.
Seriously, I feel guilty just thinking about the baby chicks. But food is food? Guilty food, though. Maybe I’ll eat some greens too.
Guess what’s nesting in the trees all around where I live? Crows. And guess what they do? Poop. I was ambivalent about them before, but I’ve decided: I really hate crows.