Strange Sizes

Strange Sizes

One wrong move and they’ll cut you down from the knees.

Here’s my logic. If there exists a world of stick-people, surely there must exist a world their size. That makes sense, right?

I wonder what it would be like to be giant walking through a forest. I think it might be like stepping on a bunch of pointy twigs, but I’d also be really afraid of stepping on someone. Either way, at least I wouldn’t have to worry about mosquitoes.

Too Much Fire

Too Much Fire

And rain. Let’s get some rain.

I’ve been hearing about the fires in Alberta, and I really hope that everyone is getting away from it safely. It seems like rain and cooler weather is the only way to really stop the blaze, so let’s all hope for that. No funny picture today, just a sincere hope for better weather and less fire.

Many Mothers

Many Mothers

Mother’s Day is…you know what, go for it Pirate.

Tomorrow is a special day. It’s when we say thanks to our mothers…but no one else’s for some reason. I always wondered about that. Can’t we be nice to all mothers? I mean, at least say ‘thanks for putting up with an annoying kid all this time?’ Well, maybe we shouldn’t spread the love around in case our moms get mad at us. Thanks, Mom.

Food or Flight

Food or Flight

See, this is why I only use store-bought eggs.

Have you ever eaten an ostrich egg? I sort of wonder what it would taste like, but I think I’d also feel bad about eating it. Maybe because it’s bigger? Or because I feel like that would be stealing from an actual ostrich? I dunno, but sometimes I dream of making an omelet with all 12 eggs in my carton.

Battleship Knight

Battleship Knight

Who needs an aircraft carrier when you’ve got a giant head?

And now more of Knight and Pirate replacing technology with people! I really do wonder how much a cannon ball would hurt if it were the size the stick-people use. I imagine that it would hurt quite a bit, but the older models of cannons wouldn’t propel the cannonball hard enough to do more than bruise.

A missile on the other hand would probably still vaporize parts of my face. Good to know.