Unseen Boiling

Unseen Boiling

I hope she wasn’t planning on making soup.

Some days when I come home I’m hungry and I want to eat pasta. I put water on the stove and then stare at it until it boils. It always feels like forever. Maybe I should just ignore it until I accidentally boil all the water out of the pot…as I have done several times.

I can’t win.

Remove Please

Remove Please

There’s them that can handle creepy-crawlies, and then there’s them that can’t.

Earlier today someone linked me to a video showing off the new non-violent spider catcher. I linked them to a video of my spider-crushing shoe.

Just kidding. I’d never use my shoes when a piece of toilet paper works. But maybe some people don’t want to kill bugs. That’s cool too. But they all look like freakish monsters to me.

 

Closet Checker

Closet Checker

I hate finding things.

Sadly, this isn’t a commentary upon gender in our society. Rather, it’s about the scary things that go bump in the night. I really want to have someone who’ll go into the basement and see if there’s a monster down there. Otherwise I have to do it.

I just hope I never FIND anything.

 

Safety Slouches

Safety Slouches

They don’t have your back, guys. They don’t even have your rope.

Have you ever gone climbing? I have in High School, but only a little bit and only because it was part of class. Looking down at height makes me feel uneasy about my impeding death. But I would never climb if someone like Pirate was holding the rope. She’s a menace.

Falling Fault

Falling Faults

If your friends pushed you off a cliff…would you fall too?

Pirate’s never struck me as the cowardly type, but the lazy type? Yeah. I can see her pushing Knight off a cliff to fight a horrific monster if it meant her not having to do it.

What’s the moral of this picture? Don’t trust friends around cliffs, I guess.