Green Giant

Green Giant

And she’s short, but labels are rude.

I can’t grow stuff. Actually, that’s not true. I can probably grow mold and fungi.

As I child, I remember my family had a baby cactus plant. We kept it in the bathroom. It lived there for several years, until the day I saw a spider emerge from the inside of the cactus. It had been living in the dead plant’s shell for a long time.

Plant horror stories aside, Pirate’s good at growing stuff. It goes well with her eating stuff. One hand giveth while the other munches away.

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